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NOTICE: ALL HASTOBENUTS CLIENTS ARE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT.

Content: You may NOT post any adult-oriented content on our servers.  You may not post any content that may be considered pornographic in nature or deemed to be obscene.  We're all for the 1st Amendment - there's plenty of hosts out there who will let you post your adult material, so we choose not to allow it here.  Thanks.

You may NOT host a peer-to-peer site which allows for the download or sharing of music, movies, games, software hacks, or any similar content that may violate Copyright Law.  This includes, but not limited to, any WAREZ content, game cheats, cracks, mp3s, etc.  LEGITIMATE software and/or music that you own or have the rights to may be distributed freely, of course.

Bandwidth:  Your package includes liberal monthly bandwidth traffic, and in most cases you will never come close to exceeding the limit.  Bandwidth is monitored 24/7, and you will receive an email as you approach your limit.  If it is a rare occurrence that you exceed your bandwidth limit, we'll charge you $1.00 per Gigabyte over limit.  if you are repeatedly reaching or exceeding your limits, then we'll offer you the option to upgrade to the next highest package for a nominal fee.

SPAM:  Ugliest 4-letter word there is.  You may NOT use our mail server to send out mass e-mailings to unsolicited recipients.  Period.  Any such spamming will result in suspension of your mailing privileges.  No exceptions - don't ask.  If you have a LEGITIMATE mailing list with lots of registered subscribers, please let us know so that we can arrange for the additional traffic.  If you buy 50,000 email addresses of potential buyers who have no idea who you are, and certainly didn't ask for your email - that's SPAM.  Pretty simple.  Don't abuse the server, and you can have all the email addresses your package provides.  Thanks. (There are a ton of mass mailing providers who will gladly take your money)

Abuse:  HASTOBENUTS is a fun place to be.  So, hackers beware - if you attempt to use our bandwidth for any malicious activity such as denial of service attacks, propagation of viruses, illegal access to restricted webspace, or any other such stupidity, we will be glad to make sure you have a really bad day. Ghosting your IP ain't gonna work, either.  To quote our friend the Grinch - we'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!  We're here to provide happy clients with exceptional service.  Play nice.

Billing:  You will be asked upon registration to choose your method of billing.  Monthly billing is at the full rate, or you can save by signing up for annual billing.  A valid credit card or PayPal account is required, and you will be required to keep current credit card information available to us at all times in the event that you incur any additional fees for bandwidth or additional services requested.  Failure to maintain such credit card information may result in suspension and/or termination of your account.  Billing will be automatically renewed at the end of your term, unless you notify us in writing 30 days prior to cancellation.

Guarantee:  30 days, no questions asked.  If we fail to provide you with the services we promised you, we'll gladly refund your money.  You must notify us in writing of your refund request.  If for any reason you are dissatisfied with our services after the initial 30 day period, we will make every attempt to rectify the situation immediately.  If we are unable to resolve any disputes, we will prorate any prepaid amount up to the next billing cycle, and refund the difference. Example: You begin an annual agreement on the 15th of January.  You're unhappy on the 10th of May.  If we can't fix it, we will reimburse you for June 15 - January 14.

 

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